190+ Punny Wine Quotes and Captions for Instagram

There’s nothing better than sharing a glass of wine with family and friends … except for maybe sharing some punny quips on Instagram.

Sure, there are plenty of usual quotes, like “Love is like wine; it gets better over time.”

Or, “Wine and friends are a great blend” (thanks, Ernest).

But, what’s the most-used toast when you clink glasses of vino: Cheers! And cheers to me means chuckles, happy, here’s to mud in your eye … you get the gist.

Now, I’m not sure if wine makes me wittier or I just feel wittier after I drink it, but I don’t think there’s a better way to make a memorable impression than adding a caption, phrase, or joke that sticks long after the post is gone.

So, let’s uncork a few of my favorites (191, to be exact!) and let the pun begin!

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Wine Puns: They’re Always in Pour Taste.

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Here’s a few with wine as the main course.

  • I hear you like wine. Grape minds think alike.
  • You’re wine in a million.
  • It’s the most wine-derful time of the year
  • Love the wine you’re with.
  • Where there’s a wine, there’s a way.
  • Time to wine down.
  • I don’t complain. I just wine.
  • Wine a little, laugh a lot.
  • Be kind, re-wine.
  • Wine and dinner = winner!
  • Wine me up and watch me go!
  • Wine not?
  • Let’s drink some wine — it’s not good to keep things bottled up.
  • Can you read between the wines?
  • All for wine and wine for all!
  • Wine: it’s a cellar’s market.
  • You’re the wine that I want.
  • Life is wine-derful!
  • A wine hangover is a grape depression.
  • Let’s get fizzical!
  • Wine flies when you’re having fun!
  • Atone for wine’s sins.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, wine, wine, again.
  • It takes wine to know wine.
  • It was the best of wines; it was the worst of wines.
  • Wine moment, please.
  • Wine thing leads to another.
  • Wine to remember.
  • Decisions about wine should be made on a case-by-case basis.
  • Wine sometimes deserves the red carpet treatment.
  • Your guess is as good as wine.
  • These are the wine of the times.
  • I decant even understand why you wouldn’t like vino.
  • This wine is di-vine!
  • Sorry I’m tipsy, alcohol you later.
  • Wine: in a glass of its own.
  • You’ve got a wine of your own.
  • You can’t spell wine without vine.
  • Wine me up before you go, go!
  • Say you’ll be wine.
  • I’m in the right place at the white wine.
  • I’m on cloud wine.
  • If you can’t be with the one you love, love the wine you’re with.
  • Ask not what your wine can do for you; ask what you can do for some wine.
  • Friends until the end of wine.
  • My Indian name is Runs With Wine.
  • Happy Valen-Wines Day! Because you can’t drink flowers.
  • Carpe Vinum. Seize the wine.
  • I need a hug…e bottle of wine.
  • By now, the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk.
  • A day without wine is like … not for me.
  • Wine is like a “clear history” button for your brain.

Everything Happens For a Riesling.

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Have a certain wine in mind? Check out these house specials:

  • I came, I saw, I Concord!
  • Do you know the way to Cabernet?
  • Don’t Loire your standards!
  • Go Chard or go home!
  • Let’s go Bacchus to the beginning.
  • I’m going to need a Napa after all this wine!
  • Beyond any Chateau of doubt.
  • Living in Zin.
  • Wine don’t we order more Chardonnay?
  • The future is Rosé!
  • This bottle of Merlot is exceedingly well red.
  • Stop and smell the Rosé.
  • Do you want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
  • Hakuna Moscato: It means no worries for the rest of your day.
  • You’re one in a Semillon!
  • Sonoma wines, so little time.
  • This is a Barolo of fun!
  • Why have less scato when you can have Moscato?
  • There will Pinot wine before its time.
  • How Merlot can you go?

Sometimes I Make Pour Decisions.

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Whether your glass if half full or half empty, there’s always room for more with ideas like these:

  • Go overpoured.
  • Poured out of my wine.

I’m So Grapeful For You.

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These suggestions go right to the heart of the juice:

  • With grape power comes grape responsibility.
  • A great beginning makes a grape ending.
  • Life in abundance comes only through grape love.
  • Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the grape.
  • Simply enjoy life and the grape pleasures that come with it.
  • This wine is grape beyond a raisin-able doubt.
  • These are grape times.
  • It’s a grape day to be alive!
  • I heard it through the grapevine.
  • We all have grape expectations.
  • Is this a grape time or what?
  • You can’t have too much of a grape thing.
  • You’ve got grape love.

Sip, Sip, Hooray!

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Whether you drink it, sip it, or chug it right from the bottle, these will help you express it:

  • We drink no wine before it’s time.
  • Great wines drink alike.
  • Sip happens.
  • Love at first sip.
  • The longest journey starts with a single sip.
  • Drink like there’ll Pinot tomorrow!
  • Wine sips sinks ships.
  • Sip me baby, one more time.
  • Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?
  • Sippity do da, sippity yay!
  • Be flute-ful and multiply.
  • I’ll drink you under the label.
  • Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass.

Put a Cork In It.

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There’s no stopping the puns with these quirky quips:

  • Wine or corktails?
  • When it comes to wine, it’s time to pull out all the stops.
  • Uncork and unwind.
  • What a corker!

Finding Vino.

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If you’re a movie buff, bring out the pop-cork for these:

  • Grapes of Wrath
  • Casablanc
  • Vino-go
  • Planet of the Grapes
  • Splendour in the Glass
  • Sippin’ in the Rain
  • The Best Years of Our Wines
  • The French Connection
  • Invasion of the Bottle Snatchers
  • Gone With the Wine
  • Drink the Right Thing
  • A Raisin in the Sun
  • Doctor Moscato
  • Cabernet
  • Live and Get Dry
  • Beauty in the Yeast
  • The Moscato Coast
  • The Wining
  • Bottle Royale
  • Gone in 60 Seconds
  • Catch V if You Can
  • 50 First Grapes
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Wine
  • Mean Swirls
  • National Treasure
  • The Aerator
  • Winestruck
  • Into the Wine
  • X-Men: First Glass
  • About Wine
  • The Big Port
  • Once Upon a Wine … in Hollywood
  • Pretty in Pink

Wine Jokes – Which Type of Wine Do They Serve at Horse Races? Chardon-neigh.

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There are puns, and then there are jokes. Try a few of these on for sighs:

  • Does too much wine make you fat? No, it makes you lean on tables, chairs, or ugly people.
  • Which wine is known for making people drowsy? Sauvignon yawn blanc.
  • Which type of wine do traffic cops like the most? Fine wines.
  • How do you resuscitate a bottle of wine? Open the bottle and let it breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
  • What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  • What do you call a grape that is an anti-diuretic? Pinot Moir
  • What kind of wine is aged to perfection? Mos-cat-o
  • Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire? He heard it was a Goodyear.
  • What’s tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of wine
  • How much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn’t drink wine?
  • What is novinophobia? The fear of running out of wine.
  • What’s the difference between a glass a wine and your opinion? I asked for the wine.
  • When is National Wine Day? January 1-December 31.
  • Who do you call when you have a glass empty emergency? Nine-wine-wine.
  • What does a balanced diet mean? One glass of wine in each hand.
  • What does wangry mean? Feeling or showing anger or irritability due to lack of wine.
  • Have you seen the latest improv comedy show for vino lovers? It’s called Whose Wine Is It Anyway?
  • What’s an elephant’s favorite wine? Anything Tuscan
  • Why is Mevushal wine the fastest of all wines? Because it’s pasteurized before you know it.
  • What kind of wine goes right through you? Pinot Noir
  • Did you know Pinot Noir is actually spelled Pinot Noi? There’s technically Noir.
  • Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great wine, no atmosphere.

Not to Get Technical … But According to Chemistry, Alcohol Is a Solution.

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No other way to phrase it, these are great options to add to your post:

  • Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can’t.
  • I tried cooking with wine last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.
  • The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused … what is leftover wine?
  • I can’t afford a vacation. So I’m just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.
  • The answer may not lie at the bottom of the bottle. But you should at least check.
  • In dog wine, I’ve only had two glasses.
  • For instant happiness, just add wine.
  • I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
  • Turn that frown bottle upside down.
  • Every time I utter that dirty word “exercise,” I wash my mouth out with wine.
  • When I said I was cleaning, I meant I was polishing off two bottles of wine.
  • Please pardon my mood. I had too many grapes last night.
  • I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.
  • Another bottle of wine with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep trying.
  • I used to think that drinking was bad for me … so I stopped thinking.
  • I’m giving up wine every day all month. No wait … that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Wine every day all month!
  • We have an open-door policy. Show up with wine, and we’ll open the door.
  • He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious; I said he had no proof.
  • You’re so vine, you probably think this pun is about you.
  • Vintner takes all!
  • Come to drink of it, we’re going to need more wine.
Emma Miller