190+ Punny Wine Quotes and Captions for Instagram

There’s nothing better than sharing a glass of wine with family and friends … except for maybe sharing some punny quips on Instagram.

Sure, there are plenty of usual quotes, like “Love is like wine; it gets better over time.”

Or, “Wine and friends are a great blend” (thanks, Ernest).

But, what’s the most-used toast when you clink glasses of vino: Cheers! And cheers to me means chuckles, happy, here’s to mud in your eye … you get the gist.

Now, I’m not sure if wine makes me wittier or I just feel wittier after I drink it, but I don’t think there’s a better way to make a memorable impression than adding a caption, phrase, or joke that sticks long after the post is gone.

So, let’s uncork a few of my favorites (191, to be exact!) and let the pun begin!

Wine Puns: They’re Always in Pour Taste.

Here’s a few with wine as the main course.

• I hear you like wine. Grape minds think alike.

• You’re wine in a million.

• It’s the most wine-derful time of the year

• Love the wine you’re with.

• Where there’s a wine, there’s a way.

• Time to wine down.

• I don’t complain. I just wine.

• Wine a little, laugh a lot.

• Be kind, re-wine.

• Wine and dinner = winner!

• Wine me up and watch me go!

• Wine not?

• Let’s drink some wine — it’s not good to keep things bottled up.

• Can you read between the wines?

• All for wine and wine for all!

• Wine: it’s a cellar’s market.

• You’re the wine that I want.

• Life is wine-derful!

• A wine hangover is a grape depression.

• Let’s get fizzical!

• Wine flies when you’re having fun!

• Atone for wine’s sins.

• If at first you don’t succeed, wine, wine, again.

• It takes wine to know wine.

• It was the best of wines; it was the worst of wines.

• Wine fine day.

• Wine moment, please.

• Wine thing leads to another.

• Wine to remember.

• Decisions about wine should be made on a case-by-case basis.

• Hate to burst your bubble, but not all champagne is sparkling wine.

• Wine sometimes deserves the red carpet treatment.

• Your guess is as good as wine.

• These are the wine of the times.

• I decant even understand why you wouldn’t like vino.

• This wine is di-vine!

• Sorry I’m tipsy, alcohol you later.

• Wine: in a glass of its own.

• You’ve got a wine of your own.

• You can’t spell wine without vine.

• Wine me up before you go, go!

• Say you’ll be wine.

• I’m in the right place at the white wine.

• I’m on cloud wine.

• If you can’t be with the one you love, love the wine you’re with.

• Ask not what your wine can do for you; ask what you can do for some wine.

• Friends until the end of wine.

• My Indian name is Runs With Wine.

• Happy Valen-Wines Day! Because you can’t drink flowers.

• Carpe Vinum. Seize the wine.

• I need a hug…e bottle of wine.

• By now, the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk.

• A day without wine is like … not for me.

• Wine is like a “clear history” button for your brain.

Everything Happens For a Riesling.

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• I came, I saw, I Concord!

• Do you know the way to Cabernet?

• Don’t Loire your standards!

• Go Chard or go home!

• Let’s go Bacchus to the beginning.

• I’m going to need a Napa after all this wine!

• Beyond any Chateau of doubt.

• Living in Zin.

• Wine don’t we order more Chardonnay?

• The future is Rosé!

• This bottle of Merlot is exceedingly well red.

• Stop and smell the Rosé.

• Do you want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!

• Hakuna Moscato: It means no worries for the rest of your day.

• You’re one in a Semillon!

• Sonoma wines, so little time.

• This is a Barolo of fun!

• Why have less scato when you can have Moscato?

• There will Pinot wine before its time.

• How Merlot can you go?

Sometimes I Make Pour Decisions.

Whether your glass if half full or half empty, there’s always room for more with ideas like these:

• Go overpoured.

• Poured out of my wine.

I’m So Grapeful For You.

These suggestions go right to the heart of the juice:

• With grape power comes grape responsibility.

• A great beginning makes a grape ending.

• Life in abundance comes only through grape love.

• Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the grape.

• Simply enjoy life and the grape pleasures that come with it.

• This wine is grape beyond a raisin-able doubt.

• These are grape times.

• It’s a grape day to be alive!

• I heard it through the grapevine.

• We all have grape expectations.

• Is this a grape time or what?

• You can’t have too much of a grape thing.

• You’ve got grape love.

Sip, Sip, Hooray!

Whether you drink it, sip it, or chug it right from the bottle, these will help you express it:

• We drink no wine before it’s time.

• Great wines drink alike.

• Sip happens.

• Love at first sip.

• The longest journey starts with a single sip.

• Drink like there’ll Pinot tomorrow!

• Wine sips sinks ships.

• Sip me baby, one more time.

• Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?

• Sippity do da, sippity yay!

• Be flute-ful and multiply.

• I’ll drink you under the label.

• Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass.

Put a Cork In It.

There’s no stopping the puns with these quirky quips:

• Wine or corktails?

• When it comes to wine, it’s time to pull out all the stops.

• Uncork and unwind.

• What a corker!

Finding Vino.

If you’re a movie buff, bring out the pop-cork for these:

• Grapes of Wrath

• Casablanc

• Vino-go

• Planet of the Grapes

• Splendour in the Glass

• Sippin’ in the Rain

• The Best Years of Our Wines

• The French Connection

• Invasion of the Bottle Snatchers

• Gone With the Wine

• Drink the Right Thing

• A Raisin in the Sun

• Doctor Moscato

• Cabernet

• Live and Get Dry

• Beauty in the Yeast

• The Moscato Coast

• The Wining

• Bottle Royale

• Gone in 60 Seconds

• Catch V if You Can

• 50 First Grapes

• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Wine

• Mean Swirls

• National Treasure

• The Aerator

• Winestruck

• Into the Wine

• X-Men: First Glass

• About Wine

• The Big Port

• Once Upon a Wine … in Hollywood

• Pretty in Pink

Wine Jokes – Which Type of Wine Do They Serve at Horse Races? Chardon-neigh.

There are puns, and then there are jokes. Try a few of these on for sighs:

• Does too much wine make you fat? No, it makes you lean on tables, chairs, or ugly people.

• Which wine is known for making people drowsy? Sauvignon yawn blanc.

• Which type of wine do traffic cops like the most? Fine wines.

• How do you resuscitate a bottle of wine? Open the bottle and let it breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

• What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

• What do you call a grape that is an anti-diuretic? Pinot Moir

• What kind of wine is aged to perfection? Mos-cat-o

• Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire? He heard it was a Goodyear.

• What’s tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of wine

• How much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn’t drink wine?

• What is novinophobia? The fear of running out of wine.

• What’s the difference between a glass a wine and your opinion? I asked for the wine.

• When is National Wine Day? January 1-December 31.

• Who do you call when you have a glass empty emergency? Nine-wine-wine.

• What does a balanced diet mean? One glass of wine in each hand.

• What does wangry mean? Feeling or showing anger or irritability due to lack of wine.

• Have you seen the latest improv comedy show for vino lovers? It’s called Whose Wine Is It Anyway?

• What’s an elephant’s favorite wine? Anything Tuscan

• Why is Mevushal wine the fastest of all wines? Because it’s pasteurized before you know it.

• What kind of wine goes right through you? Pinot Noir

• Did you know Pinot Noir is actually spelled Pinot Noi? There’s technically Noir.

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great wine, no atmosphere.

Not to Get Technical … But According to Chemistry, Alcohol Is a Solution.

No other way to phrase it, these are great options to add to your post:

• Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can’t.

• I tried cooking with wine last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

• The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused … what is leftover wine?

• I can’t afford a vacation. So I’m just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

• The answer may not lie at the bottom of the bottle. But you should at least check.

• In dog wine, I’ve only had two glasses.

• For instant happiness, just add wine.

• I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

• Turn that frown bottle upside down.

• Every time I utter that dirty word “exercise,” I wash my mouth out with wine.

• When I said I was cleaning, I meant I was polishing off two bottles of wine.

• Please pardon my mood. I had too many grapes last night.

• I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.

• Another bottle of wine with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep trying.

• I used to think that drinking was bad for me … so I stopped thinking.

• I’m giving up wine every day all month. No wait … that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Wine every day all month!

• We have an open-door policy. Show up with wine, and we’ll open the door.

• He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious; I said he had no proof.

• You’re so vine, you probably think this pun is about you.

• Vintner takes all!

• Come to drink of it, we’re going to need more wine.

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